check out the cheeks on those three. i am the one in the soccer shirt. until age 14 you could find me in a soccer shirt and some umbros. my sister wishes she could freeze me at this stage. when i was younger i copied everything that my cooler and older cousin marley (pictured left) did. i guess when she got chunky, i thought it in my best interest to follow her lead and plump up as well. i recently convinced my friends i was in a club when in high school called FFA. This stood for the Formerly Fat Association, better known as Former Fat Asses. yes, this seems approapriate for me as a child but no, FFA means future farmers of America and what parent would make their child put "former fat ass" on their resume... i am getting way too good at playing jokes.