I was a chubby child. that may be one of the biggest understatements I’ve ever said, because chubby does not do justice to some of the phases I went through as a kid. I blame part of the reason on what I considered "physical exercise.” I used to strap on my rollerblades, grab hold of the leash and allow my black lab, dexter, to pull me while he ran. I presume you can guess who was in better shape. would’ve been pretty awesome to have had an elephant...maybe when I move to Africa.

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